The Dynamic Duo of The Fitzsimmons is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.257 billion Fitzsimmonsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Fitzsimmonsian economy, worth 437 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 42,685 Pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 275,112 per year while the poor average 2,675, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Fitzsimmons's national animal is the Kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Fitzsimmons is ranked 37,906^th in the world and 1^st in The Kingdom of the Wolves for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,218.15 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.