The Kingdom of The Finale Order is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Black Falcon with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.587 billion Finale Orderians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gondolin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Finale Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 2,852 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 171,979 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Finale Orderian Liberator", and the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Finale Order's national animal is the Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Protecters of The Order.

The Finale Order is ranked 177,743^rd in the world and 1^st in Kyodeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,398.65 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.