The Federal United Core of Carnem
Population | 16.47 billion |
Capital | Necropolis |
Leader | 66th Emperor Rem Barak |
Faith | Tri-Qualm |
Currency | Gold Taks |
Animal | Blue Flamed Phoenix |
The Grand Empire of The Federal United Core of Carnem is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 66th Emperor Rem Barak with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, unlimited-speed roads, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.47 billion Superiors are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necropolis. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.
The frighteningly efficient True Carnemian economy, worth a remarkable 2,868 trillion Gold Taks a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,164 Gold Taks, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.
People who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Federal United Core of Carnem's national animal is the Blue Flamed Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tri-Qualm.
The Federal United Core of Carnem is ranked 273,378th in the world and 302nd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Primitive, scoring -265.74 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Federal United Core of Carnem was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Stationary.
- : The Federal United Core of Carnem was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in The Federal United Core of Carnem, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in The Federal United Core of Carnem, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts.
- : Following new legislation in The Federal United Core of Carnem, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Following new legislation in The Federal United Core of Carnem, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile.
- : The Federal United Core of Carnem was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in The Federal United Core of Carnem, the elderly are killed softly with a song.
- : Following new legislation in The Federal United Core of Carnem, gambling is outlawed.
- : The Federal United Core of Carnem was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".