The Federation of The Eviler man is a small, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20 million Eviler manians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.9%.

The very strong Eviler manian economy, worth 1.30 trillion Evils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 65,098 Evils, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,017 per year while the poor average 11,456, a ratio of 22.1 to 1.

Well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, the government forces Eviler manians to eat their vegetables, and music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eviler man's national animal is the Evil, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Eviler man is ranked 259,619^th in the world and 4^th in The EVIL Men for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 20 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.