The Orwellian Dictatorship of The English Socialist Union of Oceania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.932 billion Oceanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 72.4%.

The strong Oceanian economy, worth 873 trillion victory dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,188 victory dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Funding for education has been redirected into the military, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, vaccinations are mandatory, and the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The English Socialist Union of Oceania's national animal is the black eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The English Socialist Union of Oceania is ranked 288,749^th in the world and 122^nd in Changuu for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -12.53 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.