The Republic of The Editro is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 319 million Editroans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Editroan economy, worth 12.8 trillion Golden Tigers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,267 Golden Tigers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,034 per year while the poor average 2,484, a ratio of 105 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, the natural world is burning as the government adds hot sauce, and the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Editro's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Editro is ranked 322,047^th in the world and 282^nd in Forest for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.