The Rogue Nation of The Earths is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 2.437 billion Earthlings enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Earthsian economy, worth 117 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,336 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and beavers are considered a delicacy. Crime is almost non-existent. The Earths's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Earths is ranked 198,186^th in the world and 1,126^th in Pacifism for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.