The Commonwealth of The Earldom of Fallsbury is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Protector with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.863 billion Fallsburgers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Fallsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fallsburger economy, worth a remarkable 3,821 trillion Counts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 322,102 Counts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the dartboard at the Fallsburger Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Lord Protector's face, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and it's illegal to be caught on tape. Crime is totally unknown. The Earldom of Fallsbury's national animal is the Nuckelevee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Nemesis.

The Earldom of Fallsbury is ranked 624^th in the world and 1^st in The Community for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6,321.18 pounds of wildlife per square mile.