The Commonwealth of The Coritaid is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 807 million Coritaidians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equitopia. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Coritaidian economy, worth 53.5 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 66,251 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, prisons in The Coritaid are the summer homes of murderers, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in The Coritaid, and dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Coritaidian citizenship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Coritaid's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Coritaid is ranked 6,639^th in the world and 3^rd in Highspellia for Safest, scoring 124.62 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.