The Northern land of The Common Kingdom is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Cabo Da Common with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.546 billion Common Folks love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commoneiro. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Common Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 2,280 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,209 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, exterminators swarm Common Kingdomian homes, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Common Kingdom's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cabe De Meh.

The Common Kingdom is ranked 7,293^rd in the world and 3^rd in The Empires And Republics Of Power for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,817.6 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.