Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,972ndMost Secular: 3,916thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,259th
The Dungeon Master of
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With Us, Or Against Us
Alekzander Tosh
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
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New Zander

Population1.64 billion

CapitalZander City
LeaderAlekzander Tosh


The Dungeon Master of New Zander is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alekzander Tosh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.64 billion Zanderians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zander City. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming New Zanderian economy, worth 172 trillion Zanders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,320 Zanders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zander's national animal is the Cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

New Zander is ranked 34,528th in the world and 8th in The Empires And Republics Of Power for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 96.65 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,972ndMost Secular: 3,916thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,259thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,942ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,307thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,689thHealthiest Citizens: 19,404thMost Conservative: 19,756thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,473rdMost Corrupt Governments: 20,758thMost Authoritarian: 22,215thMost Developed: 22,612thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,743rdMost Patriotic: 23,449thMost Influential: 23,699thLowest Crime Rates: 24,263rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,331stSafest: 25,438thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,627th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » The House that Declared Independence, RileySmily, CampbellBm, and The Common Kingdom.