Rudest Citizens: 258thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 275thHighest Crime Rates: 321st
The McTrade Community of
Anarchy
Go starve on the streets like you're supposed to!
The Teflon President
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Co-Prosperity-Sphere

Population12.375 billion

CapitalNew Telosa
LeaderThe Teflon President
FaithTax Fraud

CurrencyPetrodollar
AnimalElongated Muskrat

The McTrade Community of The Co-Prosperity-Sphere is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Teflon President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.375 billion consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Telosa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient consuming economy, worth a remarkable 3,054 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 246,855 Petrodollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,269,919 per year while the poor average 2,765, a ratio of 820 to 1.

Indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Co-Prosperity-Sphere's national animal is the Elongated Muskrat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tax Fraud.

The Co-Prosperity-Sphere is ranked 291,128th in the world and 11,285th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -18.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 258thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 275thHighest Crime Rates: 321stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 356thLargest Gambling Industry: 373rdMost Armed: 389thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 414thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 418thLargest Retail Industry: 461stMost Avoided: 518thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 522ndFattest Citizens: 549thHighest Drug Use: 566thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,053rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,822ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,405thTop
5%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,429thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,435thLargest Mining Sector: 3,747thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,553rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,666thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,757thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,859thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,764thHighest Economic Output: 7,211thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,104thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,448thMost Cultured: 13,050thMost Secular: 14,512thTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,637thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,125thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,103rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,499thMost Pro-Market: 28,198thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 28,210th
Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 34th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 36th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 83rd in the regionTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 158th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 190th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 217th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 251st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 272nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 297th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 318th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 350th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 458th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 469th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 504th in the regionMost Politically Free: 519th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 614th in the regionMost Extreme: 715th in the regionMost Cultured: 752nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 816th in the regionMost Secular: 874th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 986th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,052nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,073rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Co-Prosperity-Sphere was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Avoided, and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Co-Prosperity-Sphere, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in The Co-Prosperity-Sphere, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in The Co-Prosperity-Sphere, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • : Following new legislation in The Co-Prosperity-Sphere, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits.
  • : Following new legislation in The Co-Prosperity-Sphere, the media seems excessively interested in what The Teflon President is wearing this season.
  • : Following new legislation in The Co-Prosperity-Sphere, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : The Co-Prosperity-Sphere's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in The Co-Prosperity-Sphere, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
  • : Following new legislation in The Co-Prosperity-Sphere, new urban roads are threatening city parks.

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