Population | 12.375 billion |
Capital | New Telosa |
Leader | The Teflon President |
Faith | Tax Fraud |
Currency | Petrodollar |
Animal | Elongated Muskrat |
The McTrade Community of The Co-Prosperity-Sphere is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Teflon President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.375 billion consumers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Telosa. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient consuming economy, worth a remarkable 3,054 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 246,855 Petrodollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,269,919 per year while the poor average 2,765, a ratio of 820 to 1.
Indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Co-Prosperity-Sphere's national animal is the Elongated Muskrat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tax Fraud.
The Co-Prosperity-Sphere is ranked 291,128th in the world and 11,285th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -18.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Co-Prosperity-Sphere was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Avoided, and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The Co-Prosperity-Sphere, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
- : Following new legislation in The Co-Prosperity-Sphere, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
- : Following new legislation in The Co-Prosperity-Sphere, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
- : Following new legislation in The Co-Prosperity-Sphere, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits.
- : Following new legislation in The Co-Prosperity-Sphere, the media seems excessively interested in what The Teflon President is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in The Co-Prosperity-Sphere, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
- : The Co-Prosperity-Sphere's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in The Co-Prosperity-Sphere, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in The Co-Prosperity-Sphere, new urban roads are threatening city parks.