The Poopy cat of The Chinese Soviet is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Love with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.576 billion Chinese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yan'an. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese Sovietian economy, worth a remarkable 2,837 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,031 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation proudly hosts OstraCon to decide who gets free vacations to the Brancaland tundra, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and citizens gather eagerly to witness exotic animals being blasted out of cannons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Chinese Soviet's national animal is the Giant Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is religious.

The Chinese Soviet is ranked 325,167^th in the world and 84^th in womp for Nicest Citizens, with 0.31 average smiles per day.