Population | 17.936 billion |
Capital | Baile Átha Cliath |
Leader | Taoiseach Pádraig MacCraith |
Faith | the Catholic Church in Éire |
Currency | Punt |
Animal | Irish Wolfhound |
The United Socialist Republic of The Catholic State of Eire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Taoiseach Pádraig MacCraith with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.936 billion Éireannacha love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baile Átha Cliath. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Éireannach economy, worth a remarkable 2,803 trillion Punts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,303 Punts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Taoiseach Pádraig MacCraith's bedroom, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, and teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Catholic State of Eire's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Catholic Church in Éire.
The Catholic State of Eire is ranked 1,628th in the world and 4th in Right to Life for Safest, scoring 152.43 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Catholic State of Eire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Most Stationary, Highest Food Quality, Most Influential, and Most Developed.
- : The Catholic State of Eire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Catholic State of Eire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : The Catholic State of Eire lodged a message on the Right to Life Regional Message Board.
- : The Catholic State of Eire endorsed The Kingdom of Traditum.
- : The Catholic State of Eire lodged a message on the Right to Life Regional Message Board.
- : The Catholic State of Eire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : The Catholic State of Eire was endorsed by The Kingdom of Immanueli.
- : The Catholic State of Eire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : The Catholic State of Eire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Christian Anarchists and Immanueli.