The Free Land of The Brothers Brannagan is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 1.801 billion Brothers Brannaganians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The strong Brothers Brannaganian economy, worth 97.3 trillion Silver Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 54,024 Silver Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, loan operators are losing interest due to lost interest, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Brothers Brannagan's national animal is the Bloodhound, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Brothers Brannagan is ranked 26,513^th in the world and 2^nd in The Embassy 1 for Most Primitive, scoring 74.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.