The Peoples Democratic Republic of The Anger is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President of Thongloun Sisoulith with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.314 billion Laotians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vientiane. The average income tax rate is 8.2%.

The strong Laotian economy, worth 205 trillion Lao Kips a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 61,890 Lao Kips, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events, and Theravāda Buddhism has been named as The Anger's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Anger's national animal is the Asian Elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Theravāda Buddhism.

The Anger is ranked 29,783^rd in the world and 4^th in The Mood for Highest Drug Use, scoring 355.5 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.