The Grand Kingdom of The Alemanni is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Maximilian von Kartoffel with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.186 billion Alamanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Munich. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Alamanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,531 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,453 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime is totally unknown. The Alemanni's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Alemanni is ranked 285,286^th in the world and 11,066^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.54 kickbacks per hour.