The Armed Republic of Thalattocractic Founder is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Federal Council with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.079 billion Thalattocractic Founderians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Welfare, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thalassia. The average income tax rate is 57.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Thalattocractic Founderian economy, worth 336 trillion Knots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,513 Knots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thalattocractic Founder's national animal is the Irukandji Jellyfish, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Thalattocractic Founder is ranked 216,599^th in the world and 7^th in Thalassocratic Empire for Largest Black Market, with 364 billion Standard Monetary Units.