The Kingdom of ThaiSiam is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Demo with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.588 billion ThaiSiameses love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bangkok. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ThaiSiamia economy, worth 590 trillion Baht a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,364 Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, the TBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, and schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ThaiSiam's national animal is the Asian koel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhist.

ThaiSiam is ranked 10,076^th in the world and 12^th in The Global Elite for Most Secular, with 93.92 Atheism Rate.