The Mercenary Republic of Texeclave is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by John Moses Browning with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.956 billion Texeclaveans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Texeclave City. The average income tax rate is 58.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Texeclavean economy, worth 497 trillion Septims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 168,379 Septims, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

City rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, the news is showing footage of John Moses Browning bullying an old man to the point of tears, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime is totally unknown. Texeclave's national animal is the Deathclaw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Texeclave is ranked 44,549^th in the world and 131^st in Concord for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,123.66 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.