Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th
The Dominion of
Left-Leaning College State
Fight to the death!
The Despot
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Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
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Teufelvolk

Population26.729 billion

CapitalGroznyj Grad
LeaderThe Despot
FaithFascism

CurrencyOsmium Standard
AnimalMantis

The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Despot with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 26.729 billion Teufelvolkians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. The average income tax rate is 12.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 17,629 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 659,548 Osmium Standards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in The Despot's bedroom, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 44th in the world and 1st in the Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 476,522.65 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10thLargest Mining Sector: 12thLargest Insurance Industry: 12thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14thHighest Poor Incomes: 44thMost Avoided: 62ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 68thMost Efficient Economies: 87thHighest Average Incomes: 98thMost Devout: 100thHighest Economic Output: 109thLargest Retail Industry: 133rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 182ndRudest Citizens: 186thFattest Citizens: 215thMost Stationary: 360thMost Subsidized Industry: 398thLargest Black Market: 413thLargest Governments: 462ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 488thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 506thMost Scientifically Advanced: 574thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 789thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,077thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,385thLargest Populations: 3,137thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,466thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,940thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,952ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,416thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,587thTop
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Nudest: 11,307thMost Influential: 11,618thHighest Drug Use: 15,924thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,181stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,364th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 69th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 97th in the regionMost Influential: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 139th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 167th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 196th in the regionNudest: 211th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 212th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 217th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 415th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 610th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in The Despot's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the holiest shrine in Fascism is on another world.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.

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