The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Despot with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 27.727 billion Teufelvolkians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 16,298 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 587,808 Osmium Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 175^th in the world and 6^th in the Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 54,736.9 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.