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Teufelvolk

Population27.727 billion

CapitalGroznyj Grad
LeaderThe Despot
FaithFascism

CurrencyOsmium Standard
AnimalMantis

The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Despot with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 27.727 billion Teufelvolkians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 16,298 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 587,808 Osmium Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 175th in the world and 6th in the Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 54,736.9 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thLargest Insurance Industry: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16thLargest Mining Sector: 19thMost Avoided: 59thHighest Disposable Incomes: 61stRudest Citizens: 82ndMost Efficient Economies: 86thMost Devout: 112thHighest Poor Incomes: 119thHighest Economic Output: 140thHighest Average Incomes: 159thLargest Retail Industry: 175thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 193rdFattest Citizens: 214thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 224thMost Stationary: 349thMost Subsidized Industry: 535thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 611thMost Scientifically Advanced: 771stMost Ignorant Citizens: 970thLargest Governments: 1,580thLargest Black Market: 1,756thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,244thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,706thLargest Populations: 3,085thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,912thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,830thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,339thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,543rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,585thNudest: 10,343rdMost Influential: 11,753rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 14,586thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,781stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,625thHighest Drug Use: 22,380th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 77th in the regionMost Influential: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 145th in the regionNudest: 157th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 164th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 197th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 213th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 229th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 263rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 311th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 397th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 592nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Teufelvolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, there's a bright dawn ahead for Teufelvolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.

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