Largest Black Market: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17thHighest Economic Output: 34th
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Population36.543 billion


Currencygolden fist

The Hell Hole of Terrians is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by THE ANIMAL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.543 billion vermins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient vermin economy, worth an astonishing 26,745 trillion golden fists a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 731,888 golden fists, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,699,818 per year while the poor average 8,595, a ratio of 779 to 1.

Corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, and toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Terrians's national animal is the Fist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is OBEY OR DIE.

Terrians is ranked 52,841st in the world and 2,532nd in Lazarus for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,851.83 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Black Market: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17thHighest Economic Output: 34thLargest Mining Sector: 57thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 61stHighest Average Incomes: 67thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 76thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 88thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 122ndLargest Insurance Industry: 128thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 146thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 150thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 192ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 275thMost Avoided: 275thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 332ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 364thLargest Agricultural Sector: 396thLargest Governments: 474thLowest Crime Rates: 568thMost Corrupt Governments: 643rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 767thLargest Gambling Industry: 795thLargest Populations: 910thMost Stationary: 1,138thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,153rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,241stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,438thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,499thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,989thFattest Citizens: 2,367thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,215thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,504thMost Efficient Economies: 3,522ndMost Conservative: 3,927thSmartest Citizens: 5,818thMost Secular: 7,297thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,998thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,660thTop
Most Influential: 12,099thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,659thMost Extreme: 15,640thMost Pro-Market: 18,884thMost Developed: 19,422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,790th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 45th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 58th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 58th in the regionMost Extreme: 77th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 94th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionFattest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 147th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 152nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 156th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 270th in the regionMost Influential: 275th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 278th in the regionMost Secular: 364th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 396th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 545th in the regionRudest Citizens: 651st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 713th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 782nd in the region

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