The Republic of Taustrian 2nd Garrison is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.094 billion Taustrian 2nd Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The strong Taustrian 2nd Garrisonian economy, worth 35.2 trillion kind actions a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 32,177 kind actions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 207,387 per year while the poor average 2,017, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 2nd Garrison's national animal is the bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 2nd Garrison is ranked 296,364^th in the world and 1^st in Beirut for Safest, scoring 16.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.