The Kingdom of Tanria is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 5.598 billion Tanrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Tanrian economy, worth 190 trillion Arinoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,022 Arinoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tanria's national animal is the Naali, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tanria is ranked 249,226^th in the world and 23^rd in Ajax for Highest Drug Use, scoring 42.39 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.