The Republic of Tan Trizzard is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.119 billion Tan Trizzardians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The very strong Tan Trizzardian economy, worth 71.8 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 64,150 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,858 per year while the poor average 9,711, a ratio of 28.1 to 1.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the government is reining in public spending, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a problem. Tan Trizzard's national animal is the giraffe.

Tan Trizzard is ranked 26,495^th in the world and 2^nd in United Right for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,895.11 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.