The Retired Cayon Missionary of Takaindia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by UCL Seiteita Deril Gaelida with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 10.625 billion Takaindians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tekea Ladtinovorsky. The average income tax rate is 17.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Takaindian economy, worth 549 trillion Nulcranis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,698 Nulcranis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, and former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Takaindia's national animal is the Avren Crane, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Naelitaism.

Takaindia is ranked 69,089^th in the world and 3^rd in Sub Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,402.97 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.