The Kingdom of Tacyant is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alfie Evans with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.818 billion Tackis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cvacci. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Tackyan economy, worth 115 trillion Corais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,548 Corais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Tacyant, Alfie Evans is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tacyant's national animal is the Green Micro-Attack Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tacyant is ranked 79,706^th in the world and 4,262^nd in Lazarus for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,623.82 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.