The Queen's Royal Province of Syr Hamas is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 45.997 billion Syr Hamasians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Spirituality, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Syr Hamasian economy, worth 942 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,482 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Art criticism in Syr Hamas is scathingly destructive, the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, and people are always able to look each other in the eye. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Syr Hamas's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Syr Hamas is ranked 81,590^th in the world and 1^st in Syr Hamas for Fattest Citizens, with 11.97 Obesity Rate.