The Rotated square of Sylven is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by My Deare Sweet Tomatillo Or Whatevs Hehe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.894 billion Sylveniaux are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sylvent. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sylvenial economy, worth a remarkable 1,712 trillion gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,076 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry, sick days are on the rise, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and no one knows how to tie a reef knot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sylven's national animal is the Sylver Neko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sylvestirizorism.

Sylven is ranked 296,528^th in the world and 1,519^th in the Outback for Most Secular, with 6.97 Atheism Rate.