The Free Land of Sylvasomnia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 1.336 billion Sylvilli are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Sylvilli economy, worth 19.8 trillion Berries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 14,810 Berries, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, genetic researchers have been expelled, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sylvasomnia's national animal is the Sylvilli, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sylvasomnia is ranked 154,138^th in the world and 222^nd in Forest for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 391.23 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.