The Kawaii Founder Thing of Switz the Founder is a titanic, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning human oppressor population. The hard-working population of 19.036 billion Switz the Founderians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The Switz the Founderian economy, worth 857 trillion catnips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 45,064 catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz the Founder's national animal is the human oppressor, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Switz the Founder is ranked 130,164^th in the world and 2^nd in Switz for Highest Drug Use, scoring 126.07 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.