The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 99 is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.606 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 26.3%.

The strong Join Lily economy, worth 788 trillion Join Lilies a year, is dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 47,468 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Join Lily. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 99's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 99 is ranked 160,965^th in the world and 3^rd in Averon for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,409.24 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.