The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 84 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.479 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 27.3%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 900 trillion Join Lilies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,665 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 84's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 84 is ranked 165,632^nd in the world and 511^th in neck for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 27.31 Effective Tax Rate.