The Join Lily of Switz got lazy 28 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed population of 16.898 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 27.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Join Lily economy, worth 614 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,383 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

People's charity begins and ends at home, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', the economy's basis is "from each according to his abilities and to each according to their accountants", and cars are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got lazy 28's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz got lazy 28 is ranked 74,087^th in the world and 8^th in Lily for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,368.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.