The Join Lily of Switz got lazy 12 is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 16.84 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 31.0%.

The strong Join Lily economy, worth 789 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 46,866 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got lazy 12's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got lazy 12 is ranked 125,728^th in the world and 373^rd in Lily for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,145.82 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.