The Democratic People's Kingdom of Swietenia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Nicholas II with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.664 billion Swietenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danzig. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Swietenian economy, worth a remarkable 8,091 trillion Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 485,555 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to General Secretary Nicholas II's wardrobe, and the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite. Crime is totally unknown. Swietenia's national animal is the Fluttershy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism.

Swietenia is ranked 385^th in the world and 1^st in The Empire of Friendship for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 50,495.66 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.