The Audrey of Sweeze is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by audrey with an even hand, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 16.733 billion sweezeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of leeksdale. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sweezean economy, worth 633 trillion catnips a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,865 catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is legal, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, sleeping on the job is recommended, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sweeze's national animal is the human oppressor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cult of catgirls.

Sweeze is ranked 94,074^th in the world and 341^st in Lily for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.