The Armed Republic of Superb Swashbuckler is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.004 billion Superb Swashbucklerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 19.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Superb Swashbucklerian economy, worth 78.1 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,995 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Superb Swashbuckler's national animal is the wolf.

Superb Swashbuckler is ranked 89,729^th in the world and 66^th in The Apolean Frontiers for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.