The United States of Teapeneion is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Vladimir Marx Engels Lenin with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 11.979 billion Teapeneionians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Teapeneionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,489 trillion New Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,346 New Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, raccoons are plump and satiated, election officials are delivered in 30 minutes or money back, and voters are one of the nation's top imports. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teapeneion's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Teapeneion is ranked 6,284^th in the world and 2^nd in The Apolean Frontiers for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 497.47 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.