The Jingoistic States of Super Massive Black Hole is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.743 billion Super Massive Black Holeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The Super Massive Black Holean economy, worth 625 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 49,110 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, organ donation is compulsory, military spending is on the increase, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Massive Black Hole's national animal is the Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Super Massive Black Hole is ranked 220,851^st in the world and 1^st in Space Time Continuum for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -3.16 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.