The Definitely not Lovateria of Sunal is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Sun God with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.997 billion Sunalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solio. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sunalese economy, worth 192 trillion Sunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,990 Sunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, all technology must be personally blessed by religious officials before purchase, and mollycoddled youths run the country. Crime is totally unknown. Sunal's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lemonism.

Sunal is ranked 7,574^th in the world and 32^nd in the Outback for Nicest Citizens, with 37.12 average smiles per day.