The Holy Empire of Sunal is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lovateria with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.373 billion Sunalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solio. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sunalese economy, worth 134 trillion Sunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,977 Sunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sunalians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it. Crime is totally unknown. Sunal's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lemonism.

Sunal is ranked 86,731^st in the world and 416^th in the Outback for Most Corrupt Governments, with 20.73 kickbacks per hour.