The Holy Easter of Stronglingz is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.211 billion smartasses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Right there. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant gloriously smart economy, worth 44.1 trillion Slaveries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,472 Slaveries, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Dear Leader's window to draw attention to their issues, Dear Leader is off to feed the wonderful wizard to hogs, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, and only the brainiest citizens become academics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stronglingz's national animal is the Pet of the Dear Leader, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Our nation is goodism.

Stronglingz is ranked 322,112^th in the world and 5,207^th in eta for Highest Drug Use, scoring 6.39 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.