The Dimly Lit Dreams of Strawberry Moon is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dracula with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, lack of airports, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.469 billion Strawberry Moonians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Strawberry Moonian economy, worth 499 trillion gold bars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 202,465 gold bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,861,728 per year while the poor average 2,267, a ratio of 820 to 1.

Equality looks curiously unequal, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and Strawberry Moon has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Strawberry Moon's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Strawberry Moon is ranked 330,619^th in the world and 835^th in Horizon for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -31.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.