The Republic of Stew Leonards is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.794 billion Stew Leonardsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The very strong Stew Leonardsian economy, worth 987 trillion milks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 66,777 milks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,189 per year while the poor average 12,624, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, many are questioning Leader wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, and village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Stew Leonards's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Stew Leonards is ranked 114,500^th in the world and 2^nd in Duplicates for Highest Food Quality, scoring 22.98 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.