The Reclamation Government of Statosnat is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Peter Kosnacht with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.605 billion Statosnatians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stanosbladik. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Statosnatian economy, worth 173 trillion Statswerks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,149 Statswerks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, sick Statosnatians are hair today and gone tomorrow, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and it turns out you can teach cats new tricks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Statosnat's national animal is the Parakeet, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State-Mandated Atheism.

Statosnat is ranked 241,229^th in the world and 761^st in The Frontier Sea for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.82 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.