The District of State of Missouri is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.78 billion State of Missourians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The very strong State of Missourian economy, worth 748 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 32,836 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 223,248 per year while the poor average 1,764, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. State of Missouri's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

State of Missouri is ranked 6,387^th in the world and 1^st in State of Missouri for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 123.83 on the Bus Surprisal Index.