The State of State of Florida is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.779 billion State of Floridans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong State of Floridan economy, worth 909 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 38,222 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 259,863 per year while the poor average 2,053, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. State of Florida's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

State of Florida is ranked 222,163^rd in the world and 1^st in State of Florida for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.