Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,196thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,848thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,986th
The Raindrop-Filled Heaven of
Authoritarian Democracy
Sway in the moonlight, dance in the dark
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Starlight Endor

Population3.393 billion

Currencydenier
Animalkiwi

The Raindrop-Filled Heaven of Starlight Endor is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.393 billion Starlight Endorians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Starlight Endorian economy, worth 345 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,855 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", and counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Endor's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Starlight Endor is ranked 27,070th in the world and 90th in eta for Highest Poor Incomes, with 79,276.97 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,196thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 20,848thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,986thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,606thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,070thHealthiest Citizens: 28,297thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29,407th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 142nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 148th in the regionMost Inclusive: 157th in the regionMost Income Equality: 170th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 177th in the regionMost Accessible: 177th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 181st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 194th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 212th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 226th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 281st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 285th in the regionLargest Governments: 286th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 299th in the regionNicest Citizens: 312th in the regionMost Devout: 340th in the regionLargest Black Market: 350th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 372nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 384th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 385th in the regionMost Patriotic: 387th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 393rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 394th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 437th in the regionMost Developed: 468th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 473rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Endor, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Endor, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Endor, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Endor, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Endor, it turns out that trees grow on deniers.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Endor, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Endor, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Endor, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Starlight Endorian democracy.
  • : Starlight Endor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Endor, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.

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