The Raindrop-Filled Heaven of Starlight Endor is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.393 billion Starlight Endorians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Starlight Endorian economy, worth 345 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,855 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", and counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Endor's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Starlight Endor is ranked 27,070th in the world and 90th in eta for Highest Poor Incomes, with 79,276.97 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Starlight Endor, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
- : Following new legislation in
Starlight Endor, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
- : Following new legislation in
Starlight Endor, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
- : Following new legislation in
Starlight Endor, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
- : Following new legislation in
Starlight Endor, it turns out that trees grow on deniers.
- : Following new legislation in
Starlight Endor, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
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Starlight Endor, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
- : Following new legislation in
Starlight Endor, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Starlight Endorian democracy.
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Starlight Endor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Starlight Endor, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.






































