The Republic of Starlight Daffodil is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.286 billion Starlight Daffodilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Starlight Daffodilian economy, worth 242 trillion lotuses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,178 lotuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, and citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Daffodil's national animal is the moonlark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Starlight Daffodil is ranked 200,282nd in the world and 2,932nd in eta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
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Starlight Daffodil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
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Starlight Daffodil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
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Starlight Daffodil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
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Starlight Daffodil, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities.
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Starlight Daffodil, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor.
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Starlight Daffodil, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
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Starlight Daffodil, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary.
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Starlight Daffodil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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Starlight Daffodil, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
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Starlight Daffodil, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.







































