The Republic of Spec Ops Trooper 9 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 1.273 billion Spec Ops Trooper 9ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 34.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Spec Ops Trooper 9ian economy, worth 55.1 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,250 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spec Ops Trooper 9's national animal is the Droid, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Spec Ops Trooper 9 is ranked 108,813^th in the world and 1,059^th in eta for Highest Poor Incomes, with 28,680.19 Standard Monetary Units.